Ridiculously generous pricing for your tiny internet empire
Deploy apps globally, scale instantly, and pay approximately the price of one emotional support coffee.
Free Tier
For developers deploying their 17th ‘final-final-v2’ side project at 3AM.
$00 /month
- Unlimited hobby deployments
- Global CDN powered by caffeine
- Enough bandwidth for your anime API
Included for absolutely no reason:
- Free SSL because we’re civilized
- Instant deploy dopamine
- Error logs you’ll ignore anyway
Startup Mode
Suspiciously good deal
For teams that raised funding and immediately started saying ‘multi-region architecture.’
$77 /month
- Deploy before your coffee cools
- Scaling that survives Product Hunt
- CI/CD so smooth it feels illegal
Everything in Free Tier, plus:
- Priority support from tired engineers
- Fancy analytics nobody reads
- More RAM than your laptop
Corporate Damage
Built for companies with Kubernetes clusters and emotional instability.
$2929 /month
- Infinite scaling until accounting notices
- Deployments across the entire planet
- Uptime legally classified as suspicious
Everything in Startup Mode, plus:
- Dedicated infrastructure wizard
- Charts that impress executives
- Enough compute power to train Skynet